The Drunken Love of Yottadere is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.434 billion Yottadereans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.5%.

The powerhouse Yottaderean economy, worth 882 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,578 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, and the sun rises an hour later on border communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yottadere's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yottadere is ranked 71,813^th in the world and 1^st in Land of the Devout for Highest Average Incomes, with 93,578.4 Standard Monetary Units.