by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Most Primitive in the World

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Oppressed Peoples of Next MealPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“living hand to mouth”
32.The Cannibal Tribe of AnPrimusInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“*monkey noises*”
33.The Thearchic Lunar Wasteland of Argent MesaPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Pray to me, my wretched playthings, and I will laugh!”
34.The Eternal Misfortune of XynlandiaPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Stop Reading My Motto!”
35.The Hateful Aberration of GoldenmouthPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“The Almighty demands that all deviants be stoned!”
36.The Divine Force of The Almighty LennyPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Praise be!”
37.The Kingdom of FranconIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Montjoie Saint Denis!”
38.The Post-Apocalyptic Wastelands of QingguoInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Carpe jugulum!”
39.The Joyeux Archipelago of PortmanteauLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Nothing stops wanderlust, just as nothing stops love.”
40.The Mitologia of EvangelistaoIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“A esquerda apodrece onde bota a mão”
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