The Republic of Ynn95 is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 3.316 billion Ynn95ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ynn95ian economy, worth 395 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 119,180 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to the Tranquility of Yellow en masse, and counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ynn95's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ynn95 is ranked 196,173^rd in the world and 112^th in K16 for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 66.77 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.