The District of Yerevan Common is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.659 billion Yerevan Commonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Industry, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The very strong Yerevan Commonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,858 trillion juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 81,999 juno aurums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 425,252 per year while the poor average 8,567, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

The nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, Yerevan Common has designated District City as its capital city, and Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Yerevan Common in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yerevan Common's national animal is the quick pink fox.

Yerevan Common is ranked 69,588^th in the world and 1^st in Yerevan for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,047.89 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.