The Authoritarian Republic of Yeprium is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Jonas Graham with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.327 billion Yepriumians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yeprus. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yepriumian economy, worth a remarkable 4,510 trillion Yepriumi Marks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 365,893 Yepriumi Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, teachers flinch when students raise their hands too quickly, Jonas Graham is quite hard to get a hold of, and world leaders often feel uncomfortable when Jonas Graham tries to recruit them into selling cosmetics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yeprium's national animal is the White Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult of the Supreme Nation.

Yeprium is ranked 17,626^th in the world and 6^th in Kaiserredone Clique for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,643.57 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.