The Democratic Republic of Yemet is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Nikita Neschev with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 12.79 billion Yemetians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tulipeo. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yemetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,793 trillion Yemet Wengs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,236 Yemet Wengs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, the government has declared that sharing is uncaring, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yemet's national animal is the Grey Nosed Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yemet is ranked 7,866^th in the world and 9^th in Saint Helene for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.9 law-abiding acts per hour.