The Republic of Yefkosia is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 301 million Yefkosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 37.0%.

The all-consuming Yefkosian economy, worth 27.4 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 91,153 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and security reviews double as corporate marketing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yefkosia's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Yefkosia is ranked 74,698^th in the world and 17^th in Merkopa for Highest Average Incomes, with 91,153.64 Standard Monetary Units.