The Queendom of Yassen Slay is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 592 million Yassen Slayians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Yassen Slayian economy, worth 22.7 trillion B L U E N O I TS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 38,273 B L U E N O I TS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yassen Slay's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yassen Slay is ranked 93,320^th in the world and 728^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Poor Incomes, with 32,751.31 Standard Monetary Units.