The Republic of Yake is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.794 billion Yakeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong Yakean economy, worth 150 trillion cakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 39,643 cakes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,505 per year while the poor average 2,485, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Yake in an international press conference, Yake has designated Yake City as its capital city, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Yake's national animal is the cake, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Yake is ranked 288,582^nd in the world and 4^th in All the other countries are run by girls for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 530.88 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.