The Colony of Ya Congo is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.312 billion Ya Congoans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The thriving Ya Congoan economy, worth 656 trillion Juno aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 70,540 Juno aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 234,783 per year while the poor average 15,792, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and Ya Congo has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Ya Congo's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ya Congo is ranked 207,318^th in the world and 1^st in the Republic of Congo for Safest, scoring 56.67 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.