The Republic of Xqa is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning dove population. The democratic, devout population of 14 million Xqans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The fair Xqan economy, worth 432 billion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,900 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xqa's national animal is the dove.

Xqa is ranked 194,496^th in the world and 5^th in Final for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.24 on the Bus Surprisal Index.