The Fiefdom of Xosqern is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 24.886 billion Xosqernians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The strong Xosqernian economy, worth a remarkable 1,464 trillion xosqoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 58,846 xosqoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 400,081 per year while the poor average 3,161, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Xosqern's national animal is the golden eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Xosqern is ranked 148,067^th in the world and 2^nd in Somewhere for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,361.06 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.