The Holy Republics of Xoshya is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Grynn Varaelse with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.708 billion Xoshyans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xoshya City. The average income tax rate is 69.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Xoshyan economy, worth 700 trillion Xoshyan Vanyirs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,680 Xoshyan Vanyirs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Trickle-down healthcare props up the poorest in society, many believe that King Grynn Varaelse's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, and musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoshya's national animal is the Scallop, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Varaelsi.

Xoshya is ranked 34,628^th in the world and 5^th in Panam for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,492.84 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.