The Pizza Palace of Rainbow Fox is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Thed with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.954 billion Rainbow Foxians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Rainbow Foxian economy, worth 442 trillion Denarii a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,295 Denarii, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 683,510 per year while the poor average 3,169, a ratio of 215 to 1.

The government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, black tea is only available on the black market, and molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public. Crime is pervasive. Rainbow Fox's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Equality.

Rainbow Fox is ranked 20,838^th in the world and 229^th in the Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,062.98 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.