The Republic or Republica o 共和國 of Illdonya is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Eileen Wong with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.903 billion Illdonyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuhling. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Illdonyan economy, worth 507 trillion Habib Albis a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,457 Habib Albis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illdonya's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Illdonyan Mahayana Buddhism.

Illdonya is ranked 246,876^th in the world and 3,362^nd in the Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.91 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.