The Cold Personification of Arcti-Chan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arcti with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.695 billion Followers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hii. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Arcti-Chan Follower economy, worth a remarkable 2,565 trillion Municipal Antarctic Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 333,404 Municipal Antarctic Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arcti-Chan's national animal is the Weddell Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Arcti-Chan is ranked 247,041^st in the world and 3,367^th in the Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.91 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.