The Federation of Xontetoi is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ramón Soto with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.929 billion Xontish are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chettinsten. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Xontish economy, worth 159 trillion Xesɽs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,512 Xesɽs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Intelligence agencies frequently invite passers-by into their secret vaults for tea and biscuits, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, and all guns must be registered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xontetoi's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zṙqæs.

Xontetoi is ranked 43,703^rd in the world and 2,680^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.23 law-abiding acts per hour.