The Golden Sun Empire of Xiomera is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Calhualyana with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.263 billion Xiomerans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tlālacuetztla. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Xiomeran economy, worth a remarkable 1,973 trillion quetzals a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 160,957 quetzals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,172,994 per year while the poor average 6,886, a ratio of 170 to 1.

Foreign football clubs wave the Xiomeran flag before every game, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Xiomera at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, and royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xiomera's national animal is the jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Teotzin.

Xiomera is ranked 15,802^nd in the world and 31^st in International Democratic Union for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,010.41 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.