The InfoTech Colony of Xeioxia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 27.642 billion Xeioxians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, with Public Transport, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 46.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Xeioxian economy, worth 719 trillion saars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,021 saars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Xeioxia Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, anti-government web sites are springing up, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Xeioxia's national animal is the klingon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xeioxia is ranked 273,538^th in the world and 39^th in Land for Nicest Citizens, with 5.59 average smiles per day.