The Holy Empire of Xeinaria is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 258 million Xeinarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varen. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Xeinarian economy, worth 22.2 trillion Coronaes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,146 Coronaes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, woodland critters flock to the safety of unfamiliar humans wearing lab-coats, and money can't buy you love but you can purchase a reasonable approximation of it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xeinaria's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Xeinaria is ranked 41,320^th in the world and 1^st in The Imperial Order of Xeinaria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,225.84 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.