The Kingdom of Xafaria is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 3.228 billion Xafarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Xafarian economy, worth 42.8 trillion Quatloos a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 13,264 Quatloos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Rag'na Roc Dung" has been declared a national treasure, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, and the nation's streets have become a winter wonderland of salt and sand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xafaria's national animal is the Rag'na Roc.

Xafaria is ranked 98,230^th in the world and 4^th in The Persian Empire for Largest Black Market, with 2.56 trillion Standard Monetary Units.