The Paradise of Wungus Bill is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Pope Bunkley VII with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.739 billion Wungonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chombo. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Wungus Billian economy, worth a remarkable 1,033 trillion Scaroles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,581 Scaroles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, Pope Bunkley VII steals from the rich and gives to the needy, bike rage is all the rage, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Pope Bunkley VII's wardrobe. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wungus Bill's national animal is the Bunger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wungus Bill is ranked 8,735^th in the world and 2^nd in Cards of Gold for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.66 law-abiding acts per hour.