The Most Serene Republic of Wozmania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Lucky Dude with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 36.134 billion Wozmanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zion. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Wozmanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,693 trillion tricoleons a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,599 tricoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", rogue nations are placing suspiciously large bulk orders for student laptops, and the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wozmania's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Jedi.

Wozmania is ranked 307,633^rd in the world and 8^th in United League of Nations for Fattest Citizens, with 0.98 Obesity Rate.