The Rogue Nation of Wormless is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 296 million Wormessians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stronghold of Worm. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Wormlessian economy, worth 12.0 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 40,502 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, Wormless has designated Stronghold of Worm as its capital city, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wormless's national animal is the Worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wormless is ranked 171,437^th in the world and 651^st in Talonia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 278 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.