The Republic of World Baseball Classic is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.104 billion World Baseball Classicians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Law & Order, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The thriving World Baseball Classician economy, worth 460 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 64,761 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,236 per year while the poor average 13,210, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. World Baseball Classic's national animal is the Rubber Chicken, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

World Baseball Classic is ranked 246,280^th in the world and 9^th in NS Sports for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.15 law-abiding acts per hour.