The Federation of Workers Work Camp is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Putin with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.672 billion workers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient worker economy, worth a remarkable 5,399 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 261,218 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Putin off a murder charge, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Workers Work Camp after the ban on emigration was lifted, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and theoretical science is only theoretical. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Workers Work Camp's national animal is the packhorse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Full Communism.

Workers Work Camp is ranked 186,609^th in the world and 5^th in NSLeft for Highest Drug Use, scoring 113.69 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.