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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 111thLargest Retail Industry: 709thMost Subsidized Industry: 905th
The Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Work or die
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Workers Work Camp

Population20.528 billion

CapitalVladivostok
LeaderPutin
FaithFull Communism

Currencydollar
Animalpackhorse

The Federation of Workers Work Camp is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Putin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.528 billion workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 92.7%.

The frighteningly efficient worker economy, worth a remarkable 5,391 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,641 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Relations with Merovingia are as cold as Workers Work Camp's skill with the blade, there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools, the worker Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", and whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Workers Work Camp's national animal is the packhorse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Full Communism.

Workers Work Camp is ranked 71,581st in the world and 1st in NSLeft for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,395.79 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 111thLargest Retail Industry: 709thMost Subsidized Industry: 905thLargest Black Market: 906thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 906thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,101stLargest Mining Sector: 1,422ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,697thMost Avoided: 1,736thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,167thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,183rdFattest Citizens: 2,883rdTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 3,650thHighest Economic Output: 3,876thMost Devout: 3,926thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,703rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,350thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,256thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,459thLargest Governments: 7,689thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,753rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,747thNudest: 11,424thRudest Citizens: 12,119thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,455thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 18,584thMost Influential: 19,289thMost Stationary: 21,155thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30,447th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Workers Work Camp, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Workers Work Camp, the worker Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne".
  • : Following new legislation in Workers Work Camp, there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools.
  • : Workers Work Camp was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Workers Work Camp, relations with Merovingia are as cold as Workers Work Camp's skill with the blade.
  • : Following new legislation in Workers Work Camp, children have only the most basic of education.
  • : Following new legislation in Workers Work Camp, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Workers Work Camp, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • : Following new legislation in Workers Work Camp, the state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Workers Work Camp, you can tell when workers are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving.

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