The Illegally banjected nation of Wopsters is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sauron with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ritual sacrifices, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 25.242 billion Woppieses are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FRA. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Wopstersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,461 trillion NESES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 57,903 NESES, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Wopstersian justice, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and the sparkling rainbow has become a symbol of far-right extremism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wopsters's national animal is the Onder, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mordor.

Wopsters is ranked 54,655^th in the world and 3^rd in Founderless for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.96 law-abiding acts per hour.