The Kingdom of Womble 1228 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.836 billion Womble 1228ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The strong Womble 1228ian economy, worth 446 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,401 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 292,618 per year while the poor average 2,846, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 1228's national animal is the parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 1228 is ranked 272,282^nd in the world and 12,973^rd in Chicken overlords for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 347.92 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.