The Republic of Wolfir is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Adalwolf Duko with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 7.848 billion Wolfirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessig. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfirian economy, worth 905 trillion Silverhearts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 115,342 Silverhearts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, bars are packed at all hours, autopsies often involve only cursory examination, and doctors tell patients to turn and cough up some change. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfir's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Wolfir is ranked 23,918^th in the world and 273^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,033.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.