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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,531stMost Avoided: 9,798thFattest Citizens: 15,050th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Harambee
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Wodelle-

Population6.88 billion

Currencyyen
Animaleagle

The Constitutional Monarchy of Wodelle- is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.88 billion Wodelle-ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wodelle-ian economy, worth 591 trillion yen a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,981 yen, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 293,977 per year while the poor average 18,489, a ratio of 15.9 to 1.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", drunk drivers are sentenced to death, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, and it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wodelle-'s national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Wodelle- is ranked 237,291st in the world and 1,489th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,531stMost Avoided: 9,798thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 15,050thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,721stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,783rdLargest Black Market: 24,436thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,350th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 120th in the regionMost Patriotic: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 151st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 171st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 188th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wodelle- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Wodelle-, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt.
  • : Following new legislation in Wodelle-, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.
  • : Following new legislation in Wodelle-, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • : Wodelle- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Wodelle-, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
  • : Following new legislation in Wodelle-, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Wodelle-, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Wodelle-ian military.
  • : Following new legislation in Wodelle-, the internal market is thriving.
  • : Following new legislation in Wodelle-, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.

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