The Magical Game of Wizard Chess is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-working, cynical population of 18.366 billion Wizard Chessians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wizard Chess City. The average income tax rate is 36.7%.

The strong Wizard Chessian economy, worth 906 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 49,354 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and a major religion has been named as Wizard Chess's national religion. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wizard Chess's national animal is the Fluffy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Wizard Chess is ranked 183,585^th in the world and 7,871^st in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.14 law-abiding acts per hour.