The District of Winter Breeze is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 35.926 billion Winter Breezeans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The powerhouse Winter Breezean economy, worth a remarkable 2,021 trillion districtas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 56,259 districtas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 187,252 per year while the poor average 12,595, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, Winter Breeze has designated District City as its capital city, Liard has just been declared ruler of Winter Breeze in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Winter Breeze's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Winter Breeze is ranked 264,332^nd in the world and 12^th in South Carolina for Lowest Crime Rates, with 42.4 law-abiding acts per hour.