The Democratic Desktop of Windosia is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, avant-garde cinema, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 2.179 billion users are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kernel. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Windosian economy, worth 170 trillion bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 78,108 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Windosia's national animal is the cursor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Windosia is ranked 294,089^th in the world and 2,108^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.