The Confederation of Willdavie is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Président with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.661 billion Davisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Du-Café-Pis-Du-Speed-sur-Mer. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Willdaviean economy, worth a remarkable 1,108 trillion Piastres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 166,352 Piastres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, and the Motherland's muscle-bound athletes won 786 medals at the last United The Region That Has No Big Banks Games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Willdavie's national animal is the Caribou, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Willdavie is ranked 11,424^th in the world and 48^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,996.34 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.