The Republic of Will You Ever Know is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 801 million Will You Ever Knowians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33.6%.
The Will You Ever Knowian economy, worth 27.6 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 34,433 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist', foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Will You Ever Knowian Moonshine", online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Will You Ever Know's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.
Will You Ever Know is ranked 141,519th in the world and 3rd in Its Time For The for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 33.62 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Will You Ever Know's influence in Its Time For The rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Following new legislation in
Will You Ever Know, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
- : Following new legislation in
Will You Ever Know, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.
- : Following new legislation in
Will You Ever Know, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Will You Ever Knowian Moonshine".
- : Following new legislation in
Will You Ever Know, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'.
- : Following new legislation in
Will You Ever Know, recent converts to Frisbeetarianism are just doing it for the love of the game.
- : Following new legislation in
Will You Ever Know, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Will You Ever Knowian military.
- : Following new legislation in
Will You Ever Know, Will You Ever Know has designated Will You Ever Know City as its capital city.
- : Following new legislation in
Will You Ever Know, pre-schoolers who draw stick figures of their favorite celebrities are sued for infringing image rights.
- : Following new legislation in
Will You Ever Know, Will You Ever Knowian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.



















