The Republic of Will you cry is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 3.258 billion Will you cryians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.9%.

The thriving Will you cryian economy, worth 280 trillion good riddances a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,036 good riddances, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, kindhearted Will you cryians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", and the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Will you cry's national animal is the good riddance, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Will you cry is ranked 136,764^th in the world and 2^nd in The Independent Solar Colonies for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,337.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.