The Republic of Will Durant is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, devout population of 1.64 billion Will Durantians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 48.1%.

The Will Durantian economy, worth 83.1 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,660 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, kindhearted Will Durantians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, and power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Will Durant's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Will Durant is ranked 155,481^st in the world and 20^th in The Slumber for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 756.62 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.