The But she's already theeree of Wildthyme on Top XII is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.218 billion Wildthyme on Top XIIians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Wildthyme on Top XIIian economy, worth 730 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,921 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult, and tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wildthyme on Top XII's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wildthyme on Top XII is ranked 48,792^nd in the world and 21^st in Viridian Sound for Most Developed, scoring 77.63 on the Human Development Index.