The Holy Empire of Westitia is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.499 billion Westitians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 40.7%.

The strong Westitian economy, worth 417 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,261 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, and arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Westitia's national animal is the elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Westitia is ranked 283,230^th in the world and 1,704^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -10.34 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.