The Dictatorship of West Montserrat is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 251 million West Montserratians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brades. The average income tax rate is 57.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong West Montserratian economy, worth 14.2 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,496 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials, preservative manufacturers are told to put a lid on it, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Montserrat's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West Montserrat is ranked 78,043^rd in the world and 61^st in Thaecia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 38,726.39 Standard Monetary Units.