The Principality of Weirdwolf is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.362 billion Weirdwolfians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Weirdwolfian economy, worth 192 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,063 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weirdwolf's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Weirdwolf is ranked 36,240^th in the world and 3^rd in Mazandaran for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,396.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.