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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 527thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,200thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,020th
The SCP Foundation Motto of
Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State
So you can live in the Light
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

We Die in the Dark

Population6.045 billion

CapitalSite-19
LeaderThe administrator
Faith5thism

CurrencySCP-2855
AnimalSCP-682

The SCP Foundation Motto of We Die in the Dark is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The administrator with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 6.045 billion We Die in the Darkians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Site-19. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong We Die in the Darkian economy, worth 424 trillion SCP-2855s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,176 SCP-2855s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, The administrator is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We Die in the Dark's national animal is the SCP-682, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 5thism.

We Die in the Dark is ranked 56,174th in the world and 202nd in Artificial Solar System for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,502.2 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 527thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 8,200thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,020thTop
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Best Weather: 18,010thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,793rdMost Beautiful Environments: 21,887thSafest: 21,999thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,617thNicest Citizens: 24,641stMost Pacifist: 24,810thLargest Black Market: 27,323rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 55th in the regionNicest Citizens: 57th in the regionSafest: 77th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 81st in the regionMost Inclusive: 98th in the regionLargest Black Market: 102nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 146th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 159th in the regionMost Devout: 163rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 167th in the regionLargest Governments: 189th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 202nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 239th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 244th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 271st in the regionMost Income Equality: 281st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 292nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 319th in the regionMost Patriotic: 396th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 422nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 440th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : We Die in the Dark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : We Die in the Dark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in We Die in the Dark, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.
  • : Following new legislation in We Die in the Dark, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in We Die in the Dark, The administrator is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in We Die in the Dark, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in We Die in the Dark, protests are illegal.
  • : We Die in the Dark was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Largest Black Market.
  • : We Die in the Dark applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : We Die in the Dark's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".

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