Population | 6.045 billion |
Capital | Site-19 |
Leader | The administrator |
Faith | 5thism |
Currency | SCP-2855 |
Animal | SCP-682 |
The SCP Foundation Motto of We Die in the Dark is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The administrator with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 6.045 billion We Die in the Darkians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Site-19. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong We Die in the Darkian economy, worth 424 trillion SCP-2855s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,176 SCP-2855s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, The administrator is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We Die in the Dark's national animal is the SCP-682, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 5thism.
We Die in the Dark is ranked 56,174th in the world and 202nd in Artificial Solar System for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,502.2 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : We Die in the Dark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : We Die in the Dark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in We Die in the Dark, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.
- : Following new legislation in We Die in the Dark, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Following new legislation in We Die in the Dark, The administrator is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
- : Following new legislation in We Die in the Dark, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
- : Following new legislation in We Die in the Dark, protests are illegal.
- : We Die in the Dark was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Largest Black Market.
- : We Die in the Dark applied to join the World Assembly.
- : We Die in the Dark's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".