The Republic of We cant is a small, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 45 million We cantians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong We cantian economy, worth 1.74 trillion broes a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 38,766 broes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 249,855 per year while the poor average 2,430, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. We cant's national animal is the da, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

We cant is ranked 14,313^th in the world and 68^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,432.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.