The Evil Eye of Watchin is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Blue Eyes with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 24.421 billion Watchinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Spirituality, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eyetown. The average income tax rate is 24.4%.

The powerhouse Watchinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,063 trillion Gilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is 43,547 Gilders, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied goat, major cities are suffering under water rationing, Blue Eyes has just been declared ruler of Watchin in an international press conference, and Watchin has designated Eyetown as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Watchin's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Visionism.

Watchin is ranked 140,285^th in the world and 3^rd in Temple Prime for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 953.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.