The Republic of Warrior of Utopia 571 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 2.148 billion Warrior of Utopia 571ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Public Transport, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 31.3%.

The Warrior of Utopia 571ian economy, worth 99.3 trillion Endoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 46,230 Endoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warrior of Utopia 571's national animal is the Northern Utopian Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Warrior of Utopia 571 is ranked 108,426^th in the world and 1,528^th in eta for Nicest Citizens, with 14.16 average smiles per day.