The Republic of Warrior of Utopia 536 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 2.194 billion Warrior of Utopia 536ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 29.3%.

The Warrior of Utopia 536ian economy, worth 99.0 trillion Endoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,133 Endoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The average video game can be completed over lunch break, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warrior of Utopia 536's national animal is the Northern Utopian Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Warrior of Utopia 536 is ranked 91,587^th in the world and 1,165^th in eta for Safest, scoring 86.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.