The Nuclear Republic of Warrior of Utopia 18 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 5.428 billion Warrior of Utopia 18ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 7.3%.

The Warrior of Utopia 18ian economy, worth 165 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 30,557 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, and the military's newest toy broadcasts Warrior of Utopia 18's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane. Crime is a problem. Warrior of Utopia 18's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Warrior of Utopia 18 is ranked 247,565^th in the world and 4^th in absurdities for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.