The Wandering One of Warm Ice is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mr Freeze with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 37.731 billion Warm Iceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Education, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hippy Haven. The average income tax rate is 4.5%.

The powerhouse Warm Icean economy, worth a remarkable 4,422 trillion Silver Icicles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 117,207 Silver Icicles, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication, the government pours millions of Silver Icicles into rehabilitation programs annually, graffiti graces every city's streets, and Mr Freeze has just been declared ruler of Warm Ice in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warm Ice's national animal is the Abominable Snowman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Blue Moon Love.

Warm Ice is ranked 52,968^th in the world and 4^th in Hippy Haven for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,777.1 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.