Population | 37.951 billion |
Capital | Kessingale |
Leader | Tajen Son of The Darkness |
Faith | Omnism |
Currency | gold piece |
Animal | Vizzerdrix |
The Imperial Bureaucracy of Warhaven is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tajen Son of The Darkness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.951 billion Warhavenites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessingale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Warhavenian economy, worth a remarkable 6,487 trillion gold pieces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 170,935 gold pieces, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Warhaven has taken the radical step of electing its future leaders, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, immigrants who don't like the taste of Warhavenian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and petitions to the government are being used to insulate politicians' office walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warhaven's national animal is the Vizzerdrix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Omnism.
Warhaven is ranked 189,207th in the world and 3rd in Realm of Unrestricted Science for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -1.41 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
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- : Warhaven was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 5% for Most Stationary, Most Influential, and Most Developed.
- : Warhaven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Warhaven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Warhaven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Warhaven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Warhaven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Warhaven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Warhaven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Warhaven was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Warhaven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.