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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,444thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,919thFattest Citizens: 4,096th
The Private Financial Holdings of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Prestige and Profits
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Warburg Banking Group

Population6.212 billion

CapitalHamburg
LeaderWarburg

Currencymark
Animaleagle

The Private Financial Holdings of Warburg Banking Group is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Warburg with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.212 billion Germans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.2%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 1,068 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,976 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, Warburg believes shadows are part of the Illuminati, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, and the government is said to have a martyrdom complex. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warburg Banking Group's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Warburg Banking Group is ranked 65,844th in the world and 38th in Sovereign Corporate League for Most Developed, scoring 72.2 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,444thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,919thFattest Citizens: 4,096thLargest Mining Sector: 5,299thLargest Retail Industry: 5,771stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,112thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,660thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,207thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,547thMost Devout: 13,537thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,574thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,853rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,854thHighest Average Incomes: 17,426thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,799thMost Cultured: 18,501stLargest Black Market: 19,445thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,003rdMost Corrupt Governments: 20,063rdMost Efficient Economies: 25,627th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Warburg Banking Group, the government is said to have a martyrdom complex.
  • : Following new legislation in Warburg Banking Group, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Warburg Banking Group, Warburg believes shadows are part of the Illuminati.
  • : Following new legislation in Warburg Banking Group, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Warburg Banking Group, thieves claim they're simply working for the tax agency.
  • : Warburg Banking Group's influence in Sovereign Corporate League rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Warburg Banking Group was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Warburg Banking Group, the nation is completely gun-free.
  • : Following new legislation in Warburg Banking Group, rare ecosystems are being ground into profit at a record pace.
  • : Following new legislation in Warburg Banking Group, birthday parties feature more pop quizzes than piñatas.

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